joelmchaleftw:

annieofitall:

1x01 Pilot

Professor Duncan: I’m asking you if you know the difference between right and wrong.
Jeff Winger: I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough I could make anything right or wrong. So either I’m god, or truth is relative. And either case booyah.

3x22 Introduction to Finality

Jeff Winger: I mean, guys like me, we’ll tell you there’s no right or wrong—there’s no real truths. And as long as we all believe that, guys like me can never lose. Because the truth is, I’m lying when I say there is no truth. The truth is—the pathetically, stupidly, inconveniently, obvious truth is, helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good. 

1x01 Pilot

Professor Duncan: The average person has a much harder time saying ’booyah’ to moral relativism.

3x22 Introduction to Finality

Pierce Hawthorne: Booyah, good person!

That day, Jeff Winger put on a suit, and learned something.

It has come full circle. Our hero has returned to a familiar situation, but having changed.

COMMUNITY, 2009-2012

and i finally get it. i’m fucking scared dude

it8bit:

Human Potential BETA

Created by Peter Stemmler

(via teachmehowtoturris)

derples:

I drew him to the best of my ability based off of what I remember from watching what my friends talk about

I think I’m pretty correct in my assumptions

prettygirlfood:

Pizza Grilled Cheese Recipe

Ingredients:
8 slices of bread
¼ cup butter (softened)
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder (or more to taste)
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1 package sliced pepperoni
8 slices mozzarella cheese
½ cup grated parmesan cheese
pizza sauce (for dipping)

Cooking Instructions:

In a small bowl mix together softened butter, garlic powder, and Italian seasoning. Warm the sliced pepperoni’s for a few seconds in the microwave or on the stove top over medium heat.

Pre-heat a skillet to medium heat. Spread the garlic butter over one side of a slice of bread. Place butter side down in the skillet. Top with a slice of mozzarella cheese, as many pepperonis as you want, a little parmesan cheese, and an additional slice of mozzarella cheese. Butter an additional slice of bread with the garlic butter and place butter side up on top the sandwich.

Cook in the skillet until lightly browned on the bottom and flip over. Continue cooking until the other side has browned and the cheese has melted. Repeat with remaining sandwiches. Cut in half and serve with pizza sauce for dipping.

(Makes 4 Servings)

itlego:

Lego boxing contest

Created by designholic

siphotos:

Antonio Garay carves the Chargers’ lightning bolt into his hair. Garay may have been the inspiration for incoming Kentucky freshman Nerlens Noel, who publicly announced his intention to play for KU by carving the school’s initials into his hair. Click below for a gallery of athletes who have used their hair as a message board. (AP)

GALLERY: Athletes With Messages Carved Into Their Hair

oddfuture:

London: Mike G And Jasper Talks With HYPETRAK

pushthemovement:

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